Darth Toasted

Last year, Mark and Jocelyn gave Damien a toaster for his birthday.  Not just any kind of toaster, though.  A toaster that burns the face of Darth Vader into the bread!  Cool, right?  Well, kid amnesia attacked both Matthew and Emily (they saw this a year ago and actually ate the toast, too) yesterday morning when they stumbled upon the toaster while rummaging through my cabinets.  Emily pointed out that it read Star Wars but neither remembered what the toaster did.  So this morning, they got the surprise of their lives (again) when they saw their toast and realized it was a little on the dark side (for those of you that know that I am not a Star Wars fan, you realize how awesome that little joke is)!  They were beside themselves.  Matthew didn't want me to smear butter on it, either.  He didn't want to ruin Darth's face.  Emily thought that the toast was the coolest thing she had ever seen!  She then demanded that I smear peanut butter and jelly all over Darth Vader's face because, well- Darth tastes better with a little Skippy Super Chunk.