Saturday, April 07, 2012

The Art of Eating Sunflower Seeds By: Emily

Mom said to put one sunflower seed in my mouth.
I chose to put about ten in my mouth.
Mom told me to crack the seed and spit out the shell.
I told her that it was faster to just chew all ten seeds at once.
Shell and all.
I swear, I am not gagging here.  I didn't put so many
seeds in my mouth, try and spit them out, and then gag. 
I didn't gag!
Huh.  The gag reflex has passed.  I wonder if Mom saw that? 
Oh well.  I think I will just put ten seeds in my mouth again. 
Chew, gag, recover, repeat.
See, Mom!  I told you I didn't need your help!

2 comments:

hdgina said...

Dying! hahhahhahahha. She has a gag reflex like her 'W'. I cannot spell out the word as it makes for a very odd sentence.

LSacco said...

Classic Emily! Adorable and independent and these pictures prove it!